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Area: StateCities: AndersonCounties: Madison CountyPeople: Kevin S. SmithMFP Tags: Scraps From my Table, Mayor Buckwheat, AndersoniaTopics: Politics, Community GroupsTypes: Opinion

Scraps From My Table: The Buckwheat Project

By Mayor Buckwheat

Election day is close at hand and I think this is a fitting time for me to share some thoughts on "The Buckwheat Project", which has garnered over 500 subscribers and a proportionate buzz over the course of the last 40 weeks.  It is known to be a bit of a burr under the Acting Mayor's saddle as well.  Pull a little closer and let me tell you more.

 
There has been a great deal of speculation as to my motives for the newsletter.  Many have assumed that I am a disaffected former associate of Kevin Smith who was passed over for a job in his administration.  This is simply not the case; I have never applied for any job with the City of Anderson, and am, in fact, quite happy at the helm of my own small Anderson business.  Some others have speculated that I am a Democrat party loyalist who embarked upon "The Buckwheat Project" in an attempt to garner favor with Kris Ockomon. That too is false.  I have been a lifelong Republican and a Weekly Standard subscriber.  Surprised?
 
"The Buckwheat Project" is very simply this: an attempt to goad readers into considering local issues and events with a critical eye while reminding our elected officials that the people are watching what they do. As it happens, my tool of choice is often satire.  As Will Rogers said, "there's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." 
 
I'd  also like to take this opportunity to thank a couple of people who helped this project along.  Thanks. 
 
I hope you have either enjoyed or cursed the newsletter portion of my writings.  Today’s edition marks the last of my weekly publications.  I hope to continue on a monthly basis. Thank you for your indulgence.
 
The Mayor's Race 
 
"Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation." (William Arthur Wood)
In his tenure, Kevin Smith has failed this test of his leadership ability.  Smith is the captain of a mutinous ship; not because his crew is dishonorable, but because he relied on winning their support by force.  Smith quit learning within months of taking office, proclaimed himself an expert in every field, and began to undermine those who dared to dissent.  He so thoroughly disenfranchised employees, members of the business community and leaders of not for profit organizations that they no longer respect him.  Those who work most closely with Smith know him best and support him least.  Win or lose on November 6, Kevin Smith has become a lame duck.  Kevin, there is no "team" in "I".
 
I met Kris Ockomon a few months ago; he had no idea that he was having lunch with Buckwheat.  I arrived with low expectations, but was heartened to meet a man with depth, sincerity, and a desire to serve.  I was impressed by Ockomon's willingness to admit that he didn't have all the answers to the issues that he would face as mayor, but he did have a commitment to talk to as many people as he could to learn from their collective experience.  Ockomon exhibited superior active listening skills, an important mark of a natural leader and indicative of a sharp mind.  I have met with Ockomon again recently and was impressed by his growth in both knowledge of issues and in his level of confidence.  He is able to communicate his message to both individuals and large groups in a passionate and engaging way.  I believe that Ockomon's leadership style will be that of a consensus builder. I trust his determination to build a City government that  implements policies based on the sound reasoning of an experienced staff as well as forward thinking new team members.
 
What is it that separates Kris Ockomon from Kevin Smith?  I dare to hope that it is more than incumbency; that Ockomon's character can withstand the corruptive influence of political power that Smith's could not.  
 
Bibbs and Jozwiak?  I don't think even they take themselves seriously. 
 
BW 

Predictions

Mayor

 
Smith                45%
Ockomon         51%
Bibbs                 3%
Joswiak             1%
 
Ockomon will win based on an intensive grass roots effort and an army of workers who are skilled at get out the vote efforts.  The number of absentee votes that he will garner will dwarf those of other candidates.  Smith's "Continue the Progress" slogan will fail to resonate with rank and file voters who feel that they've been left behind.  Bibbs will get a few votes due to a good absentee vote effort but undermined himself with his literal failure to "show up" in the campaign.  Jozwiak will receive the 'none of the above' vote.
 


City Council Ward 3
 
Although Jay Stapleton has made a good effort to retain his seat,  he will lose by a sizable margin to Pam Jones. Ward 3 will be the area of town where Ockomon will reclaim wayward Democrats from 4 years ago, spelling Jay's demise.
 


City Council Ward 4 
 
It is fortunate for Ollie Dixon that he is not mixed up in an at-large race.  He is extremely unpopular outside his district.  However... he will hold it together in the 4th. 
 


City Council Ward 5
 
Art Pepelea is also fortunate that he is not involved in a city wide race.  His meddling in the airport fiasco is very unpopular throughout the city.  I think about 6 weeks ago he realized that he might be looking at a loss unless he quit playing air traffic controller and got to work in his district.  He will win in a race that ends up closer that it had to be for him.
 


City Council Ward 6
 
Joe Newman wins.  Easily.  I am not a fan of candidates being unopposed, but in this case Dunteman should have stayed home.  It was never close.
 


City Council At-Large
 
Two easy picks.  Chamberlain and Muir.  The third one is driving me nuts.  My poll tells me that Joe McClain will unseat fellow Republican Kato Smith and win this one.  David Eicks could very easily slide in there if Republican votes are closely divided between Smith and McClain.  My gut tells me to go with Kato.  He is one of the most popular Republicans in Andersonia right now and with good reason.  He is a man of integrity who serves the city with the proper motives.  All that said, what good is a poll if the pollster is unwilling to stand behind it?  At large winners:  Chamberlain, Muir, and McClain.
 


The scorecard...
Democrats pick up one Council seat to boast a 6/3 majority as well as occupancy of the 5th floor.
 



Scraps From My Table can now be viewed at the Muncie Free Press as well as the new Anderson Free Press.Many thanks to Publisher K. Paul Mallasch

Of course this stuff is merely satirical and intended for comedic relief. Please feel free to forward this letter to anyone that may be interested. I can be reached at Waynelafear@yahoo.com. Mr. Lafear will make certain that I get your message. Any and all mail directed my way will be held in the strictest confidence. Until next week.......BW OVER AND OUT!


 

 



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