Hollywood Hot Sheet: Kurvy Kim Kardashian and More
By Maggie Harbour
Aw, how perfectly sweet. Kurvy Kim Kardashian is just ‘honored and thrilled’ that her new boyfriend Kanye West has written a song about her entitled, “My Perfect B*tch,” chronicling how he’s gone through a Kazillion women just to find his perfect… well you get the picture. Quite frankly, if my boyfriend wrote a song like that about me… calling me a B*tch… perfect or otherwise... I’d kick
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Is it possible 49 year old rocker Bret Michaels and his loooooongtime girlfriend Kristi Lynn Gibson put their love on hold too long that’s why they split? Well yeaaaaah. “They put marriage off so long that there were no sparks left,” says a source. “You can’t ‘date’ someone for 18 years, have two kids together, and still expect to act like newlyweds on your wedding night. They went way past their ‘sell by date,’ and there was just nothing left to build a marriage on.”
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Shhhhhhhh! Brad Pitt has a big surprise for his wife to be, Angelina Jolie… he just purchased a rare $250,000 Patek Phillippe Minute Repeater watch as a wedding gift! Except gee, now it’s not a surprise anymore. Back to the drawing
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Bella Thorne plays Cece Jones - a High School student who’s got it all on the popular Disney series Shake it Up. But in real life, the 14 year old actress admits she was bullied for having dyslexia. “Bella was diagnosed when she was in first grade and the kids used to make fun of her because she couldn’t read,” says a source. “So a few years ago she dropped out of public school to be home schooled. Her parents sent her to a learning center where she learned to cope with her problem – and she says the move helped get her self esteem back.
Now whenever she rides around LA, she makes a point of reading all the signs and billboards out loud to practice her reading skills. And she’s become an avid book collector who owns more than 1000 hardback books! Who’s laughing now
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Randy, Randy, Randy how could you? Country crooner Randy Travis was arrested again… second time this year… for allegedly being drunk. Good news is, this time he wasn’t arrested for boozing it up in front of a Baptist Church. The bad news is, he was buck naked! And this from a guy who filed a suit in May against his ex-wife Liz calling her a ‘scam artist with a diabolical plan to ruin his career’! I don’t know Randy, from where I sittin’, it looks like you’re doing a pretty good job of ruinin’ it yourself.
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Chicago Bears Quarterback Jay Cutler moves fast… not just on the field, but in real life too. The Santa Clause, Indiana native met sexy HILLS star Kristen Cavallari in the fall of 2010 and by April, 2011, they were engaged. Three months later, in July, the reluctant quarterback asked for his ring back. Four months down the line – he put the ring back on Kris’s finger. And although they waited until January of this year to announce they were pregnant, seven months later they’ve welcomed their 7 lb. 9 oz. baby Bear named Camden Jack.
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Spiderman’s main squeeze, Emma Stone, has a raspy voice that helped her land some great roles. But there is a reason behind her sexy hoarseness. When Emma was just a baby, she got terrible colic that made her scream day and night for months, and it caused nodules and calluses to form on her vocal chords. So now, whenever she has to strain her voice, she must spend a few days of silence in order to heal.
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That crazy Katy Perry laid down the law with new boyfriend, John Mayer telling him she wants to hear absolutely NO sex talk about his former lovers. Mayer, 34, is notorious for speaking out about the women he’s dated – and even writing songs about them. But the 27 year old singer, who was granted a divorce last month from comedian Russell Brand, wants Mayer to know she doesn’t want to hear anything about his former conquests, or find out he’s telling tales out of school about her! Mayer’s dated such hotties as Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Jessica Simpson, who he called, ‘sexual napalm,’ and although he thinks Perry is over reacting, sources say he’s agreed to her terms in order to keep seeing her. And by the way Johnny boy… no sexy stories about Katy Hudson either because I happen to know that Perry’s real name!
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